The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Q: How many potatoes does it take to
kill an Irishman?
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? —> Tequila.
I booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. It ended in tears though.
Turns out she’s rubbish at snooker.
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘She’s A Lady’.
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome' he said. 'Is it common?'I asked.
'It's not unusual'
q: What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
a: Crabs on your organ.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
— [00:01] Deltadk:
Q: Three men in a boat have some cigarettes
but no matches. How do they light their cigarettes?
A: They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat
a cigarette lighter.