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Mar
16th
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The past, present and future walk into a bar.

It was tense.

Sep
15th
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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.

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Q: How many potatoes does it take to
kill an Irishman?


A: None.

Jun
21st
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? —> Tequila.
Feb
19th
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I booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. It ended in tears though.
Turns out she’s rubbish at snooker.

Oct
26th
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.

Oct
22nd
Fri
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The Tom Jones Syndrome

Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘She’s A Lady’.

'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome' he said. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual'

May
15th
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q: What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
a: Crabs on your organ.

Nov
24th
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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
— [00:01] Deltadk:
Oct
2nd
Fri
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Q: Three men in a boat have some cigarettes
but no matches. How do they light their cigarettes?
A: They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat
a cigarette lighter.