Mar
16th
Sat
16th
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
Sep
15th
Thu
15th
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe.
Q: How many potatoes does it take to
kill an Irishman?
A: None.
Jun
21st
Tue
21st
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off a cliff? —> Tequila.
Feb
19th
Sat
19th
I booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. It ended in tears though.
Turns out she’s rubbish at snooker.
Oct
26th
Tue
26th
I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
Oct
22nd
Fri
22nd
The Tom Jones Syndrome
Doc, I can’t stop singing ‘She’s A Lady’.
‘That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome’ he said. ‘Is it common?’I asked.
‘It’s not unusual’
May
15th
Sat
15th
q: What’s worse than a lobster on your piano?
a: Crabs on your organ.
Nov
24th
Tue
24th
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He’s all right now.
— [00:01] Deltadk:
Oct
2nd
Fri
2nd
Q: Three men in a boat have some cigarettes
but no matches. How do they light their cigarettes?
A: They throw a cigarette overboard and make the boat
a cigarette lighter.
